Bring corporate humour back from the brink. These stickers pack all the in-jokes, passive-aggressive phrases and boardroom gold we’ve all heard.
This sheet collects the phrases you’ve heard in endless meetings and email chains. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles or anywhere you need a reminder you’re not alone in the madness.
Corporate life might be serious, but your sense of humour doesn’t have to be.
This sheet includes classics like:
• That’s not very data driven of you
• I 💖 Shareholder Value
• Quick question (spoiler: it’s not)
• We’re like family here
• Here for income not the outcome $$$
• Office pizza doesn’t pay my bills
• I 💖 Fast-paced environments
• That sounds like a YOU problem
• Let’s take this offline 🚫
• Need more budget 💵
• Per my last email…
• That’s the way we’ve always done it
Why You’ll Love It
• Sparking laughter in serious workplaces
• Conversation-starter among colleagues
• Ideal gift for the professional who sends GIFs in meetings
• A little passive-aggressive, a lot relatable
Features
1 sheet with 16 individual stickers
Gloss finish
Durable and waterproof
Perfect for laptops, bottles, notebooks
Price includes Australian postage (extra $5 for international orders)
✨ Designed with love by my friend Renata @totesweird and printed in Brisbane, Australia ✨
Mel 💖
(cute pink exercise accessories + notebook not included)
Bring corporate humour back from the brink. These stickers pack all the in-jokes, passive-aggressive phrases and boardroom gold we’ve all heard.
This sheet collects the phrases you’ve heard in endless meetings and email chains. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles or anywhere you need a reminder you’re not alone in the madness.
Corporate life might be serious, but your sense of humour doesn’t have to be.
This sheet includes classics like:
• That’s not very data driven of you
• I 💖 Shareholder Value
• Quick question (spoiler: it’s not)
• We’re like family here
• Here for income not the outcome $$$
• Office pizza doesn’t pay my bills
• I 💖 Fast-paced environments
• That sounds like a YOU problem
• Let’s take this offline 🚫
• Need more budget 💵
• Per my last email…
• That’s the way we’ve always done it
Why You’ll Love It
• Sparking laughter in serious workplaces
• Conversation-starter among colleagues
• Ideal gift for the professional who sends GIFs in meetings
• A little passive-aggressive, a lot relatable
Features
1 sheet with 16 individual stickers
Gloss finish
Durable and waterproof
Perfect for laptops, bottles, notebooks
Price includes Australian postage (extra $5 for international orders)
✨ Designed with love by my friend Renata @totesweird and printed in Brisbane, Australia ✨
Mel 💖
(cute pink exercise accessories + notebook not included)
